Feb 25, 2009
Happy Birthday, Darling
Happy Birthday, Darling!
Yes, the portrait is more terrible after modifying again and again. Thinking of being given some credit for hard work if not for good work, I transmitted it to my darling, and got the commont "a prediction of my 80-years-old face". At least I made my darling happy:-)
My skill is very poor. I think so more deeper after watching the below video.
Finally, let's enjoy the sexy voice.
Feb 14, 2009
Happy Valentine's Day
This sketch is for my darling.
Happy Valentine's Day, Darling!
Even though we are thousands of miles far from each other, I am with you right now.
Note:
- I have seen some similar sketch, so it is not my original idea.
- The Chinese means: I would like to make you the second happiest person in the world, since I am the happiest one when I am with you.
Feb 9, 2009
Snow Finally
Finally it snowed a little just before the Laten Festival in my hometown.
It is drouthy this winter in the provinces of Shanxi, Hebei, Shandong, Henan, Shannxi, Gansu, Anhui in China, which results that 43% of wheat growing regions suffer a severe drought, and 3.70 million people and 1.85 million heads of livestock are in water shortages.
The finacial crisis is still in process, but the weather came to do harm, too. The most effective facilitie to combat drought is irrigation works, however there are severe problems in them. For example, 85 thousand reservoirs were built before 1979, and only 827 reservoirs were built after 1979.
Is snowman only in fairy tale?
Note: The Chinese sentence says: I stands guard, while everyone falls asleep.
Feb 1, 2009
Happy 牛 Year, 2009 (2)
Happy 牛 Year is the most popular new year greeting of 2009 in China. I even received such greeting from a Japanese friend. Whatever related to ox or cow come out. I would add more, introducing a cow who lives in Linux and is able to speak and think.
Actually, these two commands are just one command.
The cow is sentimental:
It acquired the powers of shape shifting. All of its possible forms are as follows:
For example, it can transform to a fire dragon:
The cow will show its powers of shape shifting to celebrate its year!
esn@esn-laptop:~$ cowsay "Happy 牛 Year!"
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< Happy 牛 Year!>
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\ ^__^
\ (oo)\_______
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||----w |
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esn@esn-laptop:~$ cowthink "Happy My Year..."
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( Happy My Year... )
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o ^__^
o (oo)\_______
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||----w |
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Actually, these two commands are just one command.
esn@esn-laptop:~$ ls -l /usr/games/cow*
-rwxr-xr-x 1 root root 4264 2008-05-07 15:36 /usr/games/cowsay
lrwxrwxrwx 1 root root 6 2009-02-01 10:19 /usr/games/cowthink -> cowsay
The cow is sentimental:
$ cowsay "Happy 牛 Year!"
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< Happy 牛 Year! >
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\ ^__^
\ (oo)\_______
(__)\ )\/\
||----w |
|| ||
esn@esn-laptop:~$ cowsay -b "Happy 牛 Year! "
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< Happy 牛 Year! >
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\ ^__^
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esn@esn-laptop:~$ M="Happy 牛 Year!"
esn@esn-laptop:~$ cowsay -d $M
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< Happy 牛 Year! >
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\ ^__^
\ (xx)\_______
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esn@esn-laptop:~$ cowsay -p $M
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< Happy 牛 Year! >
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\ ^__^
\ (@@)\_______
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||----w |
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esn@esn-laptop:~$ cowsay -s $M
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< Happy 牛 Year! >
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esn@esn-laptop:~$ cowsay -y $M
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< Happy 牛 Year !>
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It acquired the powers of shape shifting. All of its possible forms are as follows:
esn@esn-laptop:~$ cowsay -l
Cow files in /usr/share/cowsay/cows:
apt beavis.zen bong bud-frogs bunny cheese cower daemon default dragon
dragon-and-cow duck elephant elephant-in-snake eyes flaming-sheep
ghostbusters head-in hellokitty kiss kitty koala kosh luke-koala
mech-and-cow meow milk moofasa moose mutilated ren satanic sheep skeleton
small sodomized sodomized-sheep stegosaurus stimpy supermilker surgery
telebears three-eyes turkey turtle tux udder vader vader-koala www
For example, it can transform to a fire dragon:
esn@esn-laptop:~$ cowsay -f dragon "Happy 牛 Year!"
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< Happy 牛 Year! >
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The cow will show its powers of shape shifting to celebrate its year!
esn@esn-laptop:~$ for f in /usr/share/cowsay/cows/*.cow;
do n=`basename $f .cow`; cowsay -f $n "Happy 牛 Year"; done
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Luke
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koala
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Vader
koala
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